QAHatesYou: Frankly, gaming got too complicated when they put more than one button on the controller. I ain't that coordinated.

QAHatesYou: You would think QA would like the music of Trixter more. Sadly, no.

QAHatesYou: On the plus side, when software estimates the time it'll take a user to do a task, it's worse than I am when I estimate a task in a project.

QAHatesYou: By request RT @mheusser Part II of my (short!) series on the singularity signal is up - http://t.co/dGr4ecdh

QAHatesYou: There's a very thin line between Buster Poindexter and Arnold Poindexter. Be careful.

QAHatesYou: RT @thermionic: The promotion process needs to be tested just like any code or functionality being promoted.

QAHatesYou: RT @thomasfuchs: If you don't hate stuff enough, you can't be passionate about creating better things.

QAHatesYou: I said I'd have that for you on February 3rd, and since I'm still experiencing Groundhog Day over and over, I still have time to do it.

QAHatesYou: "There are no rules, and those are the rules." -- Cantus Fraggle

QAHatesYou: In the QA language, there are 1,000 words for "defect." And 998 of them have four letters.