MattSebek: Parking meters are to encourage turn-over, @MayorSlay. When you ticket a lone car on a morning street, you're just *@#!ing off a resident.

MattSebek: Nice to hear Molina has lost weight, but I worry his neck tattoos will become shoulder tattoos with all that loose skin.

MattSebek: Fourth-level sourcing. RT @STLouisRams: http://t.co/DPRaYDf4: Steven Jackson Proving Himself http://t.co/ZNu6Zn0t via @StLouisRams

MattSebek: @KSDK_Sports It's like a new pair of underwear. At first, it's constrictive, but then it becomes a part of you.

MattSebek: @Jonathan_Gantt Ha! I didn't see that the first time. It's like a Where's Waldo cartoon; every time you look at it, something new emerges.

MattSebek: @Partial_Invalid Absolutely. That entire website is a treasure trove.

MattSebek: @atabakin I keep thinking he's like Andy Kauffman and this is one giant ruse.

MattSebek: No, seriously. Read more. It's a deep cornucopia of unintentional hilarity. -- http://t.co/yfJqEOZZ

MattSebek: Today's @SoftliSTL column: "I’ve been working in the media arena the first six months as an NFL analyst. I was promoted to an NFL Insider."

MattSebek: @TurfShowTimes Can't wait to read that blog that blogs about Oswald.