bransonbranson: my father was a miner, slugging away deep down in the depths of DarkNet for little pay, scrounging up J/O Material

bransonbranson: RT @mauracakes: I think the guys competing in the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Contest are overcompensating for something

bransonbranson: trying out my new character, TOILET COP. "Something stinks about this case," says TOILET COP, looking at a Toilet #TryingItOUt

Momfia: Not to get too sentimental or anything, but some of you are real *@#!ing *@#!s.

STLCardsSignGuy: GAST HOUSE GANG! #SignGuy

STLCardsSignGuy: I accidentally thought it was #WannaGetHighSunday. #SignGuy

bransonbranson: im gonna be ona bus for like 6 hours so look forward to lots of primetime drivel 2night

Momfia: Kanye West was the worst thing to happen to SNL since Ashlee Simpson did a jig

realcaptainslog: Captains log, Brownstar date 5/19: the squeeze is on at the Cards game... Check the box score & the flush log.

Momfia: RT @iRandumbs: It seems like a lot of 'Full Sized' models should just be called models and a lot of models should be called 'Clothes Hanger…

bransonbranson: Alex "The Human, Male Cathy Comic" Branson -- This is A Slur. Please Stop Saying This Is My Nickname.

ChancellorW: If getting high as balls and going to Steak n Shake makes me a man of the people, I'll try to work it into my schedule more often.

SklarBrothers: RT @JCDoubleDip Hodor is actually a retired Greg Ostertag// or British Big Country, Bryant Reeves, literally putting the team on his back.

STLCardsSignGuy: RT @BenchBeaver: Family wanting to go to "Old Chicago" for dinner when tomorrow I'm going to Gino's East IN Chicago. #overkill

mariothegreat: NEW POST : SUNGLASS TREND : SUMMER 2013 - This is the Ultimate Round of some Summer 2013 hottest trends when it co... http://t.co/6kMB8dmAfk

timhawkinscomic: Just got pulled over in Nashville. The officer let me off with a warning after listening to his new demo.

realcaptainslog: Captains Log, Brownstar Date 5/19: Swabbing the deck after a misfire at sea.

mariothegreat: You are quite practical when scheduling your time today becaus... More for Taurus http://t.co/sfrbUasSwT

bransonbranson: i am lifting heavy weights. I am screaming. "THE...BIBLE...IS...NOT..." I struggle. I lift. Triumphant. "A...COMPILATION...DOCUMENT!!!!"

bransonbranson: watch as i pull my *@#!ty beer gut over the neckline of a particularly low v neck shirt and 100 personal brands question my online relevance